Got this from tumblr, quite cool.


You eat, you’re fat. You don’t eat, you’re a freak.
You drink, you’re an alcoholic. You don’t drink, you’re a pussy. You read, you’re a nerd. You don’t read, you’re stupid. You tell a secret, you’re an attention seeker. You don’t tell a secret, you’re still an attention seeker. You let someone in, you’re easy. You dont let someone in, you’re too uptight. You smoke, you think you’re cool. You don’t smoke, you’re a loser. You’ve had sex, you’re a slut. You haven’t had sex, you’re a frigid little bitch. You wear makeup, you’re a slag. You don’t wear makeup you’re ugly.
-YOU CAN’T PLEASE EVERYONE